Java Users Page...

Well, hello you Java Junkie! I see you decided to come here. Well, you see, I REALLY HATE JAVA!!! But I'm not malicious, so I just decided I'd be nice and not try to make your browser explode. That would surely piss you off, and this page would be killed very fast, I'd imagine. So, instead, I decided I would just laugh at your eagerness at JavaShit. Hah hah hah. Okay, now I'm done. You can press back now...

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