Oh,
I'm terribly sorry, but this isn't a 
page....
Oh,
I'm terribly sorry, but this isn't a
page....
So,
if you haven't already pimp slapped dat back key, maybe you'd like to stay
for a while. Look around, steal some stuff... Whatever, as long as it doesn't
involve blaming me for anything stupid you do as a result of anything presented
here. Or killing my page, blowing up my neighbor's cat, and stuff like
that. If you're not sure about something, you *could* mail me, but like
you're gonna waste the time to do that. So, do what you want, within reason,
but don't bitch at me for anything, unless you're a retard who writes really
fucked up email. Then your message can be part of my page! Oh boy, huh?
This is my page here, in case you didn't notice, and I'm not particularly proud of it or anything. But, I'm glad you are here. So saty and enjoy, if possible!
- timn!!
This has been an 
Production!!
That's all! There's no more. Thanks for stopping bye! So, press that good old back button on your browser...